{"product_id":"vlad-the-bad","title":"Vlad the Bad","description":"\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003eVlad the Bad\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThings aren't looking good for international relations. Vlad the Bad has left the world stage and somehow ended up being dragged backwards through your lounge room by a Cavoodle named Kevin. A considerable career change.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eMade from silicone rubber with a built-in grunting squeaker, Vlad is ready for fetch, chomping, squeaking, and some highly questionable canine diplomacy. Your dog can invite him to the negotiating table, carry him around by his head, or simply launch him across the backyard. We're staying neutral. Probably.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003ePerfect for dogs who don't respect international borders, personal space, or the structural integrity of their toy basket.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE IMPORTANT SHIT\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSilicone rubber\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuilt-in grunting squeaker\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNon-toxic materials\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSuitable for extremely unofficial diplomatic meetings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMakes a bloody good gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNot recommended for strong or destructive chewers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eWorld peace? Unlikely. A decent game of fetch? Absolutely.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bark Road","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55992261148977,"sku":null,"price":28.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0710\/6976\/1841\/files\/VladtheBad.webp?v=1787888324","url":"https:\/\/barkroad.com.au\/products\/vlad-the-bad","provider":"Bark Road","version":"1.0","type":"link"}