{"product_id":"vlad-the-bad-copy","title":"Rocket Man","description":"\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003eRocket Man\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eSupreme Leader of the toy basket. Well… he was.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThere's been a sudden change of government, and unfortunately for Rocket Man, your dog is now running the country. And your dog has some demands. More treats. Longer walks. Dinner moved forward to 4:37pm. Immediate unrestricted access to the couch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eMade from silicone rubber with a built-in grunting squeaker, Rocket Man is ready to be fetched, squeaked, carried around, and dragged unceremoniously through the house by someone with absolutely zero respect for authority.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eNo elections. No negotiations. No peaceful transition of power. Just hand him over to the dog and see what happens.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE IMPORTANT SHIT\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSilicone rubber\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuilt-in grunting squeaker\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNon-toxic materials\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDemocracy sold separately\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRidiculous gift potential\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNot recommended for strong or destructive chewers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eOne dog. One toy. Zero democracy.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bark Road","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55992518017329,"sku":null,"price":28.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0710\/6976\/1841\/files\/RocketMan.webp?v=1787889008","url":"https:\/\/barkroad.com.au\/products\/vlad-the-bad-copy","provider":"Bark Road","version":"1.0","type":"link"}