{"product_id":"the-president","title":"The President","description":"\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThe President\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eMake playtime great again.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eHe's had the rallies. He's had the headlines. He's had the White House. And now, arguably his most important appointment yet: right between your dog's teeth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThe President is ready for squeaking, fetching, launching across the lounge room, and being proudly paraded around the neighbourhood by a Golden Retriever who has absolutely no idea what a tariff is.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eLove him? Hate him? Somewhere in the middle? Thankfully, your dog genuinely couldn't give a shit. They just know he makes a bloody good squeaky toy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eMade from silicone rubber with a built-in grunting squeaker, he's designed for dogs who like their toys with a little personality, and humans who appreciate having something slightly ridiculous lying around the house.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eGive him a toss. Give him a squeak. Let democracy take its course.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE IMPORTANT SHIT\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSilicone rubber\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuilt-in grunting squeaker\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNon-toxic materials\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eExcellent conversation starter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEven better questionable gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNot recommended for strong or destructive chewers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003ePolitics at the door. Dogs can chew whoever they want.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bark Road","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55992694014257,"sku":null,"price":28.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0710\/6976\/1841\/files\/ThePresident1.webp?v=1787889331","url":"https:\/\/barkroad.com.au\/products\/the-president","provider":"Bark Road","version":"1.0","type":"link"}